Men and Money!

She: Hey!
He: You are back?
She:Yes.
He: How'd it go?
She:Bad.
He: Yeah I can see it, pretty swollen.
She: I know(groan).
He: So all done?
She: No have an appointment next week.
He: How long is this going to go on?
She: What do you mean?
He: I mean is there an end to it?
She: End to dental cleanings? Give me a break.
He: No I meant...
She: I know what you meant.
He: What?
She: If you don't believe in getting something done, does not mean the whole world should follow your way.
He: I never said that.
She: Well you do have the knack of not saying anything and conveying a lot!
He: oh come on!
She: When was the last time you had a cleaning done?
He: You know me I believe in not disturbing things just because dentists want to earn more money.
She: You mean to say I brought this upon myself?
He: I never said that.
She: There is a lot you don't say. Maybe you should start saying something. Anyways I have to say something.
He: What?
She: I need some special treatment which the insurance does not cover.
He: Ulp!
She: What?
He: oh nothing! Go on.
She: So anyways the bill it going to be between 600-750 bucks.
He: Double ulp!
She: Sheesh
He: Is it absolutely neccessary?
She: Well the dentist thinks so.
He: Maybe you should get a second opinion?
She: I trust my dentist. I have been going to him for a while now.
He: The precise reason why I don't trust him. Fella has made thousands on us for sure.
She: What do you mean?
He: Nothing.
She: Yeah its nothing all over again. Why is it that when it comes to spending a few bucks on your wives, you men go crazy out of your minds.
He: When did I do that?
She: Like yesterday when I said I might need a new car and now today on my dentist bill!
He: I did not!
She: Well to me it seems like you did.
He: What are you saying?
She: I know what you are saying.
He: I didn't say anything.
She: Still I know what you are trying to say.
He: Well I can't help it if you conjure things up.
She: Bah!

(Next morning)
She: What are you doing?
He: Balancing the checkbook.
She: oh!
He: How much did you say the extra dentist bill would be?
She: uff!
He: What?

(A few mornings later)
He: So when is the appointment.
She: What appointment?
He: You know the one with the dentist which the insurance does not cover?
She: Do you have to drive that point across every day?
He: What point?
She: Sheesh!

(Still few mornings later)
He: Is the credit card bill in?
She: Yes, surprisingly low this time?
He: Really?
She: Yep. Nice.
He: Looks like the extra dentist charge that the insurance does not cover did not go through yet!
She: !

(A month later)
She: Bye.
He: Where are you off to?
She: Its my dentist appointment today.
He: Oh! Is it the same one where you need to get some stuff done which the insurance does not cover?
She: YES!
He: How much is it?
She: How much is what?
He: The amount...the insurance...
She: does not cover?
He: Yes!
She: Go to hell!
He: What did I say??!


(Later that evening)
He: Done?
She:
He: How do you feel?
She:
He: So how much did the bill end up to be?
She:
He: 1000 bucks you said, didn't you?
She:
He: You should have told the dentist he should apply to insurance and see what happens.
She:
He: For all you know they might just cover it.
she:
He: You are not talking. Looks like the procedure was tough. Well I hope it was worth it, since the insurance is not covering it.
She: GET OUT!
He: oh you can speak!! So maybe the procedure wasn't that tough eh?
She:
He: Definitely not worth the amount that the insurance did not cover for sure.
She: aargh!

One Mistake

He: One mistake. One mistake and you are ruined? How could life be so cruel?
She: WHAT?
He: Huh?
She: What did you say?
He: I did not realize you were listening.
She: Well...I was!
He: It's not what you are thinking.
She: What do you think I am thinking?
He: You know what I think you are thinking.
She: Well, tell me then.
He: You know, jumping to conclusions.
She: What conclusion?
He: I change my statement. I have no clue what you are thinking.
She: Well you never have.
He: Oh come on now!
She: Well its the truth. You can never understand what's going through my mind.
He: Well that goes for every man in the world, now, doesn't it?
She: I am not talking about all the men in the world. I am talking about you!
He: Well I belong to that genus too!
She: Well you belong to me too!
He: Yes I do.
She: And that I believe is the root cause of your conversation starter.
He: 2 things here. I was not starting a conversation and I was definitely not implying anything.
She: Then what were you implying.
He: I was talking about the mistake that...
She: Well if it was your mistake, it was more mine.
He: Will you let me finish.
She: No!
He: What?
She: I don't want to hear the end of it. You have hurt me enough already.
He: Jesus Christ!
She: boo hoo hoo
He: My dearest, I was not referring to you.
She: Yeah, you were referring to the mistake you made in marrying me.
He: HAHAHA!
She: And now you are laughing when I am in tears. How insensitive can you be?
He: Oh please!
She: Boo hoo hoo hoo
He: All out!
She: What?
He: The Pakistani team, they are all out!
She: I am crying my eye balls here, and you are more worried about the Pakistani team being all out. It is not even your own team for crying out loud.
He: Well, how many times have I told you cricket should be watched for the game, not for the team.
She: Bah!
He: One mistake.
She: WHAT?
He: Afridi.
She: Afridi Who?
He: Goodness Gracious. Afridi, the Pakistani cricket captain, made the mistake of trying to slog and got out and that might have cost Pakistan the match.
She: oh!
He: What were you thinking?
She: umm...
He: I know what you were thinking!
She: No you don't!
He: Believe me, my love, after all these years I know exactly how your mind works.
She: haha
He: One sad thing though...
She: ?
He: You have no clue how mine works.
She: I do know how it works!
He: How?
She: Giving more importance to cricket than to your wife.
He: errr....well its the world cup after all you know.
She: I know!
He: Hee hee!
She: Bah!